What I said to my husband: “I’ll work on getting the house picked up for tomorrow [because your mother is coming over.]”
What I meant (judging by how I spent the afternoon): I’m going to sit on the couch and eat pizza and catch up on the latest episode of Chicago P.D., while I glare at the pile of laundry across the room and yell at the kids upstairs to lay back down and take a nap.
Do you think he’ll notice the difference come 5pm?
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